| 30 oct 2005 |
[Oct. 30th, 2008|07:24 pm] |
Things I've Learned Today
- Michael Corner has a vagina.
- Michael Corner has catlike reflexes.
- Michael Corner fancies Alice Chambers.
- Michael Corner is menstruating.
- Michael Corner recently stopped wearing nappies.
- Michael Corner doesn't fancy a kelpie burger.
- Michael Corner is a cat. MAX BUTCHER is a lion.
- Michael Corner is lame and in denial about it.
- Michael Corner digs through rubbish bins.
Wait. There's a theme there, isn't there? I haven't really learned anything today, have I?
Anyway. I know Alice already mentioned it but we are having a party tomorrow and I promise to be on my absolute best behaviour until the alcohol sets in. It is fancy dress and if you don't wear a costume you will be turned away and/or mocked. Cheers! |
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